Mrs. Obama Upset About Adultery Claims

U.S. President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama

According to online reports, U.S. First Lady, Michelle Obama, is "humiliated" and "angered" by reports her husband, President Barack Obama, had an affair with 35-year-old employee, Vera Baker in 2004. The two were videotaped going into a hotel.

Since the time the story broke, Baker has fallen off the radar, as the National Enquirer is digging for dirt to create a John Edwards styled scandal for their paper.

Months before the scandal broke, the Judiciary Report joked, if the the President cheated on Mrs. Obama, he wouldn't have to worry about getting assassinated, because she'd kill him. The following is what the walkie talkie exchange would sound like:

Secret Service Agent 1: Code red! code red!
Secret Service Agent 2: Has someone breached security by hopping the fence?
Secret Service Agent 1: No, F.L.O.T.U.S. has P.O.T.U.S. in a headlock and he is not breathing, I repeat, not breathing!

White House Gate Crashers Mad At Obama

U.S. President Barack Obama's Secret Service detail

Micheale and Tareq Salahi, the couple that crashed U.S. President Barack Obama's first state dinner, insists the investigation into their misconduct was a charade and unnecessary. They also called the Obama White House uninviting and discourteous, stating they, "Would never treat someone that came to their house like that." How sad. Crack is such a powerful drug.

Micheale and Tareq Salahi

The manner in which they went to the Nation's house is completely illegal and a danger to national security. Why should such a security breach be applauded. It also sent the nation's first black social secretary packing, after their conduct caused controversy and scandal.