Mrs. Obama Upset About Adultery Claims

U.S. President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama

According to online reports, U.S. First Lady, Michelle Obama, is "humiliated" and "angered" by reports her husband, President Barack Obama, had an affair with 35-year-old employee, Vera Baker in 2004. The two were videotaped going into a hotel.

Since the time the story broke, Baker has fallen off the radar, as the National Enquirer is digging for dirt to create a John Edwards styled scandal for their paper.

Months before the scandal broke, the Judiciary Report joked, if the the President cheated on Mrs. Obama, he wouldn't have to worry about getting assassinated, because she'd kill him. The following is what the walkie talkie exchange would sound like:

Secret Service Agent 1: Code red! code red!
Secret Service Agent 2: Has someone breached security by hopping the fence?
Secret Service Agent 1: No, F.L.O.T.U.S. has P.O.T.U.S. in a headlock and he is not breathing, I repeat, not breathing!

White House Gate Crashers Mad At Obama

U.S. President Barack Obama's Secret Service detail

Micheale and Tareq Salahi, the couple that crashed U.S. President Barack Obama's first state dinner, insists the investigation into their misconduct was a charade and unnecessary. They also called the Obama White House uninviting and discourteous, stating they, "Would never treat someone that came to their house like that." How sad. Crack is such a powerful drug.

Micheale and Tareq Salahi

The manner in which they went to the Nation's house is completely illegal and a danger to national security. Why should such a security breach be applauded. It also sent the nation's first black social secretary packing, after their conduct caused controversy and scandal.

Obama Accused Of Cheating On Wife

U.S. President Barack Obama (right) and First Lady Michelle Obama: oh no she didn't!

The Republican Party in America are accusing U.S. President Barack Obama of cheating on his wife of many years, First Lady, Michelle Obama, with a 35-year-old woman named, Vera Baker. Republicans are offering $1,000,000 for more information on the alleged relationship.

Edit: Obama staffer, Irene Schwoeffermann, was incorrectly identified as Vera Baker by political site

Vera Baker, pictured above right

Is this a Monica Lewinksy reboot or did the President engage in a full on sexual affair, as is being alleged. Say it ain't so, Obama.

Obama And Family Go On Vacation

U.S. President Obama

U.S. President Barack Obama and his family, went on vacation today, to the American state of North Carolina, which is located in the Southeastern part of the United States. The family stopped to eat, tucking into a meal of, "Barbeque ribs, macaroni and cheese, greens, baked beans, corn bread, corn pudding and sweet tea."

Obama, first lady start NC vacation with BBQ, hike

AP) – ASHEVILLE, N.C. — First stop for the first couple's weekend vacation on Friday was a roadside restaurant that President Barack Obama visited during the final month of his White House campaign. First meal on the trip: barbecued ribs.

Obama and first lady Michelle Obama landed in the Blue Ridge Mountains and made a quick stop at Twelve Bones Smokehouse on the way to their resort. The White House said the first couple ate ribs, macaroni and cheese, greens, baked beans, corn bread and corn pudding and washed it down with sweet tea...

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