New Moon

(You know he totally farted on him and said "she's mine")

Title: New Moon

Year Of Release: 2009

Review Date: June 30, 2010

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 130 minutes

Box Office Gross: $709,711, 008

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars

"Bella" and "Edward Cullen"

"New Moon" is the second installment of the "Twilight" film series and the creepiest and darkest to date. It is a point of concern that the film's audience is mostly teenagers and they are being subjected to such dark, occult themes.

At least his weave is better than Britney's

The lead character "Bella" (Kristen Stewart) is more confused than ever in this film. First she falls in love with a vampire, Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) in the debut film Twilight, then a werewolf, Jacob (Taylor Lautner), in the second picture.

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner

Is this chick insane. Is there no one normal in that town she can go out with on a date. Really, even a dating site would bring up something better than this.

Twilight

Title: Twilight

Year Of Release: 2008

Review Date: June 30, 2010

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 121 minutes

Box Office Gross: $408,773,703

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars

The "Twilight" film series follows the exploits of vampire, Edward Cullen, played by Robert Pattinson and the object of his on and off screen affection, Kristen Stewart, who stars as "Bella."

"Bella" and "Edward Cullen"

The pasty Cullen, who because he is a vampire, is almost translucent to the point he makes Anglo-Saxon Brits look dark-skinned (I'm just teasing, you know I love you Britain), is hundreds of years old and masquerading as a 17-year-old high school student in Washington state, on the West Coast of America. He fights his feelings for human, Bella, but decides to date her anyway, which leads to trouble for them.

Robert Pattinson and girlfriend Kristen Stewart

The only part of this movie that was remotely interesting is the baseball game, due to its special effects. Outside of that, the film is very gloomy and filled with occult themes not suitable for its core audience, preteens and teens. The lead actors seem like nice people, but this movie is not recommended.

Elena Kagan Talks Twilight

Supreme Court nominee, Elena Kagan, was asked in the U.S. Congress, about the latest "Twilight" film, as apart of the nomination and confirmation process. Glad you guys stick to the important issues concerning the nation.

Elena Kagan: no she didn't just ask me that!

What a soft question! That's why the country is in trouble. They didn't ask important and more troubling questions, such as why someone, who was clearly smoking weed, greenlit Tom Cruise's box office turkey "Knight and Day." And more importantly, who actually turned on a camera and decided to film box office bomb "Jonah Hex."

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