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Selasa, 06 Juli 2010

Twilight's "Breaking Dawn" Film To Have Sex Scenes


Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

The makers of the Twilight films, staring Kristen Stewart (K-Stew) and Robert Pattinson (R-Patz) have clearly lost their minds, promising to add "steamy sex scenes" to the fourth and final installment of the movie series.

Considering the films are watched mostly by teens and preteens, this is highly inappropriate. They don't need to see R-Patz's, er, R-Patz. Once again, Hollywood is showing very poor judgment.

Breaking Dawn Sex Scenes Will Be "Way Hot," Screenwriter Promises

Jul. 6, 2010 02:57 PM / - The movie adaptation of Twilight sequel Breaking Dawn may or may not contain the book's infamous birth scene, but screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg promises that the final Twilight installment will have one thing: Lots of sexy sex for its sexy stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to get sexy to...

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Sabtu, 03 Juli 2010

Why Do Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hide It


Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

Why do actor and actress, Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, continue to deny they are a couple, when they are always making eyes at each other, going out together and embracing and holding hands.

Who are these two trying to fool. Just admit that she is your woman, already. And we know he's your man. You always have that, "Ah, there he is look" on your face when you see him (joking). You two are the worst kept secret since Britney Spears' weave. Yea Britney, it looks natural. It totally looks like your hair.

Rabu, 30 Juni 2010

New Moon

(You know he totally farted on him and said "she's mine")

Title: New Moon

Year Of Release: 2009

Review Date: June 30, 2010

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 130 minutes

Box Office Gross: $709,711, 008

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars

"Bella" and "Edward Cullen"

"New Moon" is the second installment of the "Twilight" film series and the creepiest and darkest to date. It is a point of concern that the film's audience is mostly teenagers and they are being subjected to such dark, occult themes.

At least his weave is better than Britney's

The lead character "Bella" (Kristen Stewart) is more confused than ever in this film. First she falls in love with a vampire, Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) in the debut film Twilight, then a werewolf, Jacob (Taylor Lautner), in the second picture.

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner

Is this chick insane. Is there no one normal in that town she can go out with on a date. Really, even a dating site would bring up something better than this.

Twilight

Title: Twilight

Year Of Release: 2008

Review Date: June 30, 2010

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 121 minutes

Box Office Gross: $408,773,703

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars

The "Twilight" film series follows the exploits of vampire, Edward Cullen, played by Robert Pattinson and the object of his on and off screen affection, Kristen Stewart, who stars as "Bella."

"Bella" and "Edward Cullen"

The pasty Cullen, who because he is a vampire, is almost translucent to the point he makes Anglo-Saxon Brits look dark-skinned (I'm just teasing, you know I love you Britain), is hundreds of years old and masquerading as a 17-year-old high school student in Washington state, on the West Coast of America. He fights his feelings for human, Bella, but decides to date her anyway, which leads to trouble for them.

Robert Pattinson and girlfriend Kristen Stewart

The only part of this movie that was remotely interesting is the baseball game, due to its special effects. Outside of that, the film is very gloomy and filled with occult themes not suitable for its core audience, preteens and teens. The lead actors seem like nice people, but this movie is not recommended.

Elena Kagan Talks Twilight

Supreme Court nominee, Elena Kagan, was asked in the U.S. Congress, about the latest "Twilight" film, as apart of the nomination and confirmation process. Glad you guys stick to the important issues concerning the nation.

Elena Kagan: no she didn't just ask me that!

What a soft question! That's why the country is in trouble. They didn't ask important and more troubling questions, such as why someone, who was clearly smoking weed, greenlit Tom Cruise's box office turkey "Knight and Day." And more importantly, who actually turned on a camera and decided to film box office bomb "Jonah Hex."

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Kagan Recuses Herself From Vampire v. Werewolf

Kamis, 29 April 2010

Megan Fox Dethroned By Kristen Stewart


Megan Fox

Actress and I use the word loosely, Megan Fox, has be dethroned as the most beautiful woman in the world, replaced by thespian, Kristen Stewart of "Twilight" fame.



Kristen Stewart

Fox's ego will not take the news well, as she has previously referred to herself as "bad a**" and "Obviously, I'm not ugly" which didn't exactly woo audiences. Some humility wouldn't hurt, especially considering she can't act and is only famous for her looks, which fade.