"A Whale Of A Good Time"

Going for a boat ride is usually fun for most people. However, a whale informed a couple on a boat to move out of his way and apparently they didn't get the message, so the mammal gave them a vivid illustration. The majestic creature leapt out of the water, into the air and landed on the boat. The vessel was destroyed, but the couple left unharmed. The two are being charged with harassing the whale (LOL).

Side Bar: the whale, who is being represented by Gloria Allred, was heard singing "Sailing" by Christopher Cross and "Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears. Just kidding.

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Mythical Sea Monster Relic Found

The sea monster's jawbone

Archeologists have uncovered a sea monster that is a whale, believed to be so ferocious, it would kill others in its species. The ancient sperm whale is thought to have had teeth a foot long. The jawline is also very prominent and pronounced. He could be a Kennedy with that jawline. Just playing.