Going for a boat ride is usually fun for most people. However, a whale informed a couple on a boat to move out
Side Bar: the whale, who is being represented by Gloria Allred, was heard singing "Sailing" by Christopher Cross and "Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears. Just kidding.
SIMILAR STORY
Lindsay Lohan
After being sentenced to 90 days in jail for repeated probation violations on a DUI charge, Lindsay Lohan's attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, resigned as her legal counsel. Lohan then retained a lawyer fresh out of law school, but promptly parted ways with her as well. The third attorney she sought to retain, made a run for it when he realized she is broke and could not afford his legal fees.
The public was then informed by a fourth attorney, famed defense lawyer, Robert Shapiro, that he is representing Lohan, provided she follows Judge Marsha Revel's orders and does her time in jail.
Robert Shapiro (left) his wife (center) and son, Brent, who died after ingesting alcohol and half a tablet of the drug Ecstasy, at age 25, moved in the same circles Lindsay does, with the notorious Paris Hilton
A week later, Shapiro went into Revel's chambers to inform the judge and prosecution, via conference call, that he is no longer representing Lohan. So, it was back to Chapman-Holley today, when Lohan was remanded into custody, to begin serving her sentence.
Shapiro quit for a reason and Lohan's refusal to accept reality and responsibility for her actions, plays a great role in that decision. With all the good he is trying to do for substance abusers, Lohan's unruliness and Kabbalah created schizophrenia was about to damage his charity's name.
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan's new attorney, the famed defense lawyer, Robert Shapiro, made a statement yesterday revealing, the fallen Hollywood actress, is headed to jail, as he will not appeal her sentence. She is due to
Shapiro stated he wants Lohan to comply with the terms of Judge Marsha Revel's orders, for repeatedly violating her probation. With all the negative publicity Lohan has attracted, the Judiciary Report, did not comprehend how she thought attempting to flee the consequences of her actions, would benefit her in the eyes of the public.
Lindsay Lohan Hires Robert Shapiro
Lindsay Lohan
This just in. A lesbian jail gang is reportedly eagerly awaiting Lindsay Lohan's arrival in jail next week (suppressing laughter). All that bragging in Hollywood about playing for Team Vagina has gotten the freckled one into trouble.
In other Lindsay news, which was probably precipitated by the aforementioned tidbit, TMZ is reporting the beleaguered Hollywood troublemaker has hired famed defense attorney, Robert Shapiro, in an attempt to get out of reporting to jail next week...or at all.
Lohan is hoping the judge she threw the birdie, via an expletive laced finger salute, the long suffering Marsha Revel, will change her mind about putting her in jail for repeatedly violating her probation.
If I were the prosecutor, I'd bring to court, a blown up photo of Lindsay's "F**K U" fingernail gesture, she directed at Judge Revel last week. Send the little ingrate to Sing Sing.
Lindsay Lohan
Shawn Chapman Holley, the attorney for the chronically crazy, Hollywood lounge lizard, Lindsay Lohan, has resigned as her legal representation, without explanation, regarding her decision.
The fact Lohan painted the words "F**k U" on her middle finger and pointed it in the sentencing judge's direction yesterday, could not have helped matters. Chapman-Holley has to think about her other clients and future appearances before, Judge Marsha Revel, who Lohan so terribly disrespected. Talk shows and bloggers have taken the Judge's side in the matter.
Shawn Chapman Holley
As a client, trainwreck Lohan has been arrogant, pigheaded and unruly. Simple instructions Lohan has been asked to follow, in bids at preserving her freedom, were flagrantly disobeyed. She can't blame her lawyer for the mess she finds herself in, as she has been given many chances.
Furthermore, she is behaving like a spoiled brat. The judge sentenced her to 90 days, not 90 years. With jail overcrowding issues in Los Angeles, it is estimated she will spend 23 days behind bars. This chick is acting like they are sending her to Gitmo. Grow up, already.
Lohan went on another Twitter rampage last night, decrying human rights abuses and "torture" whilst invoking UN law, when she is a guilty culprit in said area of the law, dishing out "inhumane treatment" to others.
Marsha Revel didn't deserve the abuse from Lohan
But let's look at the facts, shall we. She "tortured" an innocent man, by driving over his foot, while she was drunk on alcohol and high on cocaine, which was later found in her pants pocket. Smooth.
That's after she terrified his friends, whose car she stole, taking them on a crazy car chase through the streets of Los Angeles, going excessive speeds, which could have killed her, the occupants of the vehicle, other motorists and pedestrians. That was by all accounts "inhumane."
Lohan complained about injustice, when she has repeatedly stolen valuable items from people, forcing them to go to the authorities or spend money on litigation that could have remained in their bank accounts.
Lohan's Twittering has gone mad
Lohan mentioned inhumane treatment that violates people's dignity (she means herself) when she and her vile, perverted Kabbalah cult, spend their time spying on people in their homes a la the Blake Robbins case. Their conduct is so nasty, disgusting, perverted and repulsive.
What is Lohan's security blanket in all this insanity, you ask? Actor, Robert Downey Jr. She keeps invoking Downey Jr., as an example of a star, who has substance abuse issues, went to jail and made a big screen comeback.
Right, but she is forgetting one minor, ever so important detail - the public didn't hate Robert Downey Jr. Not to be cruel, but audiences can't stand Lohan, due to her off screen antics that went well beyond drug and alcohol abuse. Google her name. Read the blog comments. It's not pretty.
She keeps talking about "work" and her movies, er, movie, like she is filming some massive project that takes over a year to complete. That nasty little air of superiority she walks around with, the constant public fights, bust-ups, tantrums, smirking and lying, have done her no favors with the public. Audiences do not want to pay money to see the persona behind all that chaos and misery, taking on film roles. They like a blank slate.
Lindsay Lohan -- Justice For All Lindsay Lohan -- Justice For All
Posted on Jul 07, 2010 @ 01:45PM - Just one day after Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to serve 90 days in a downtown Los Angeles prison, the distraught actress went on a bizarre Twitter rampage about fair sentencing and the need for justice for all.
“It is clearly stated in Article 5 of the U.N. Universal Declaration of Human Rights that no one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment,” Lohan wrote...
Joran Van Der Sloot
The attorney of murderer, Joran Van Der Sloot, has quit as his legal representation, due to the fact he confessed to killing, 21-year-old, Stephany Flores and has agreed to tell authorities, where he buried 18-year-old, Natalee Holloway, after sexually assaulting and killing the young women in separate incidents.
It's ironic that Van Der Sloot is complaining of the Peru prison system, stating he will most likely be sexually assaulted and killed, when that is exactly what he has done to innocent women that did him no harm.
Van Der Sloot needs to seek treatment and God's forgiveness, because as it stands, he is a danger to the public. People need to stop, think and restrain themselves, before they commit such crimes that devastates families.
