Report: George Clooney's Girlfriend Is A Drug Addict

Elisabetta Canalis and George Clooney - it's amazing how the divorcee's girlfriends keep getting younger and younger, as he gets older and older

Based on credible reports in the press, derived from court testimony, actor George Clooney's current girlfriend, also known as #4,582, Elisabetta Canalis, was outed as a hard drug user.

Clooney, by his own admission, has also engaged in massive drug use and it is not clear, if the two have actually kicked the destructive habit. Hollywood and drugs go hand and hand, but it does not have be that way. They have the choice to get help in rehab and quit the habit.

Is Dina Lohan A Fit Parent?

No!

Lindsay Lohan

In light of the spectacular fall of her eldest daughter, Linday Lohan, is Dina Lohan a fit parent. She encouraged and enabled very destructive, illegal conduct that has destroyed her daughter's life, leaving her bankrupt and incarcerated on DUI probation violations.

Dina Lohan

Years ago, she began taking barely legal Lindsay and her underage sister Alli to night clubs, with alcohol and drugs present. She has pimped them out to every camera available, to fund a very comfortable lifestyle for herself in New York. She has lived through her daughter's life and such vicarious behavior is very questionable.

Michael Jr., Dina and Alli Lohan

She lustfully went after actor, George Clooney, even seeking to hide her real age, to land the lothario, who only dates women in their 20's and 30's. She put her needs and desires ahead of her children and it resulted in the calamity we see today.

Bomb Scare Near George Clooney's House

George Clooney

First a dead body and now bombs. A few months ago, a dead body was found outside actor, George Clooney's house in Italy. This week it has been announced, 500 pounds of explosives have been found 50 feet from Clooney's house.

Disgruntled movie ticket holders mad at his acting, maybe? No, the bombs are actually remnants of a stockpile left over from World War 2. The local police were able to remove and destroy the explosive devices.