Darth Vader Robs Bank

Darth Vader bank robber

Apparently, the movie industry is not what it was, as Darth Vader, was seen robbing a bank. Police are now on the look out for a suspect that donned the above pictured Darth Vader mask, to steal cash from a bank in New York. If jailed actress, Lindsay Lohan, were free, this case would be so easy to solve.

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The Geezer Bandit Kicks The FBI's Butt Again

The Geezer Bandit

The "Geezer Bandit" has struck again, but this time with an oxygen tank and the FBI still can't catch him. He robbed another bank in America and escaped without the FBI finding him. It's amazing that they can't apprehend, considering he's dragging an oxygen tank behind him. The FBI clearly has trouble catching elderly criminals:

Mad-onna

To the Geezer Bandit: considering you are a stone's throw away from Jesus, due to your age, you really should think about finding a new hobby that doesn't involve robbery.

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Geezer Bandit Kicking FBI's Butt

GEEZER BANDIT, TOTING OXYGEN, STRIKES SANTEE BANK

May 11, 2010 (Santee) – At 9:48 this morning, a man believed to be the "geezer bandit" robbed the Bank of America at 9711 Mission Gorge Road in Santee.

"He had a blue baseball cap and blue sport coat," said Sergeant Tom Poulin, detective with the Santee Sheriff’s Department. A witness said the robber also had an oxygen tank.

"He showed the teller a handgun," said Lt. Hank Turner with the San Diego Sheriff’s media relations line, adding that an unknown amount of cash was taken...

http://eastcountymagazine.org

Geezer Bandit Kicking FBI's Butt

FBI

A bank robber, known as the Geezer Bandit, has been kicking the FBI's butt. After 8 bank robberies in a row, a man that probably has arthritis and colitis and is collecting Social Security, continues to elude a younger and fitter, Federal Bureau of Investigation. Your tax dollars hard at work.

"Geezer Bandit"

Who Is the Geezer Bandit?

SAN DIEGO (CN) - Federal and state officials seek help in identifying the "Geezer Bandit," who has robbed eight banks in San Diego County. Three rewards, totaling $16,000, have been offered to tips leading to the arrest of the white man whose last heist was the U.S. Bank inside an Albertson's grocery store in Vista on April 30. The Geezer Bandit has hit about one bank a month since he began his run on Aug. 28, 2009, in Santee.

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