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Sabtu, 03 Juli 2010

Dwayne Wade And Chris Bosh Visit Other Teams


Dwayne Wade (left) and Chris Bosh (right)

Miami Heat basketball player, Dwayne Wade, was spotted in his native Illinois, along with former Toronto Raptor, Chris Bosh, talking to the Chicago Bulls management about a possible deal.

The staff at Miami International Airport is fired! Who let Wade leave the airport. What do the taxpayers of Miami pay your salaries for. You should have put Dwayne on the Terrorist No Fly List or something, detained him for questioning, then asked him if he is affiliated with any terror organizations, such as the Taliban, Publisher's Clearing House, the Chicago Bulls or the New York Knicks. Improvise people, improvise! (I'm just joking). It's not like the list is accurate, anyway.

Senin, 28 Juni 2010

6-Year-Old Girl On U.S. Terrorist No Fly List


6-Year-Old Alyssa Thomas, has been placed on the U.S. terrorist No Fly List, compiled by the FBI and Homeland Security. It was claimed she has ties to known terrorists. Who? Barbie?

This goof-up is embarrassing and once again proves the terrorist No Fly List is not credible or reliable, which places the United States of America in great danger. After all the failures and warnings, the government still has not sorted the No Fly List.

Selasa, 04 Mei 2010

Times Square Terrorist Arrested

Faisil Shahzad

Faisil Shahzad, the man that tried to blow up Times Square in New York last Saturday, May 2, 2010, has been apprehended by American authorities, as he attempted to board an Emirates airplane to Dubai, at John F. Kennedy Airport, en route to his homeland, Pakistan.

Shazhard, became a U.S. citizen one year ago. He has been living in America for years. He went to the University of Bridgeport, in the U.S. state of Connecticut. He obtain a degree in Computer Applications and Information Systems and later earned an MBA. He is married with two children and his home was foreclosed upon last year.

Eric Holder, sporting his standard "deer in headlights" look: we found out about it when you did

Shazhard, the prime suspect in the attempted bombing, told the FBI he acted alone.However, additional arrests have been made in America and Pakistan, regarding this terrible incident.

The timer on Shahzad's bomb (yes, really)

The bomb looked like it was made by Wiley Coyote. If this dude did not have the brain power of Britney Spears, the bomb would have gone off. He deserves life in prison for the attempted mass murder of people in New York.

Wiley Coyote

In watching the news on Saturday, one of my relatives was concerned the suspect, may have fled the country. I stated in response, the airport is the worst place to go when one commits a crime in a major country, as APBs will be issued. One would simply turn up at the airport unannounced and receive a free prostate exam, courtesy of a policeman's nightstick (truncheon). And sure enough, they caught him at the airport days later.

Times Square crime scene

In closing, well done to the t-shirt vendor, whose vigilance in spotting the smoking vehicle, saved many lives, by the grace of God. You deserve the keys to the city and a cash reward.