Uncle Jesse Got Messy

John Stamos as "Uncle Jesse"

John Stamos, who played Uncle Jesse on the very popular television show "Full House" was the target of an extortion attempt, where a blackmailer threatened to go public with photos of him with a prostitute...wait for it...doing cocaine. Ask Uncle Jesse would say, "Have mercy." Uncle Jesse needs to go to rehab. Seriously, you're a good comedic actor - you can't let addictions get the best of you.

John Stamos as John Stamos

Stamos called the FBI and since he is famous and they are pathetic, they actually did something about the case, obtained the compromising photos and destroyed them. However, everyday citizens shouldn't try calling them. Trust me, I know from experience.

Obama Curses On TV Over BP - Part 2

U.S. President Barack Obama

The fall out continues over U.S. President Barack Obama cursing on national TV in America, by stating of the BP oil spill crisis, "I don't just sit around talking to experts because this is a college seminar. We talked to these folks, because they potentially had the best answers, so I'd know whose as* to kick."

Many believe he sullied the office of the Presidency of the United States, by using profanity during an interview and it has created a backlash against Obama, as no President has done that in a pre-recorded interview. It was rather inappropriate. Because at the end of the day, you really don't want little kids going around saying, "So I'd know whose as* to kick."

Obama Curses On TV Over BP

U.S. President Barack Obama

U.S. President Barack Obama, who was clearly offended this morning, cursed on the NBC "Today Show" regarding people slamming his response to the BP oil spill, as inadequate and worst than the government's poor reaction to 2005's Hurricane Katrina, in the same region.

The President bitterly complained he was in Louisiana in the rain a month ago, speaking with fishermen about the potential the spill possessed of being a terrible crisis.

Barack Obama: don't make me get ghetto!

As he grew more angry Obama stated, "I don't just sit around talking to experts because this is a college seminar. We talked to these folks, because they potentially had the best answers, so I'd know whose as* to kick."

Obama also slammed BP's CEO for stating "I want my life back." The President stated, "(Tony) Hayward wouldn't be working for me after making such a comment."