Well Somebody Didn't Go To Cash4Gold

Burglar Bunch repped in court by lawyer

In late 2008 the Judiciary Report teased that the people who burglarized socialite Paris Hilton in Los Angeles, could have gone to Cash4Gold, as they accept jewelry through the mail and melt it down, then send you the cash.

But what did they do? They started wearing the stolen jewelry all over Los Angeles and posted photos of themselves wearing it, on their social networking pages (shakes head). You guys stole everything but common sense. In all seriousness, stealing is wrong.

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Seeks Conservatorship

Lindsay Lohan's Cocainegate

The dad of troubled, fallen, one time Hollywood actress, Lindsay Lohan, is reportedly seeking a conservatorship, for his wayward, drug and alcohol addled daughter, who refuses to clean up her life.

With the Los Angeles Police Department wanting to place her on a 5150 hold, for mentally ill people that pose a danger to themselves and or the public, Lohan should listen to her dad, as a judge could send her to jail in a few weeks, for violating her probation. Lohan is also also broke, living off credit cards and stolen goods.