Lindsay Lohan Cocaine Pic Not Used In Court

Lindsay Lohan

Fallen Hollywood actress and Kabbalah cult member, Lindsay Lohan, made an appearance in court today, regarding violating her probation and missed court hearing last week. The judge has set a hearing date regarding the incidents.

Lohan was inappropriately dressed, wearing a blouse that was too open and not right for court. She sported bright red skin, after partying it up in sun drenched Cannes, France.

The judge, who looked disappointed with Lohan's continued misconduct and had an expression of someone, who has been misused and taken advantage of, has imposed new terms on her probation, which include much needed random drug testing and an alcohol monitoring bracelet (SCRAM).

On Friday, May 21, 2010, the TMZ website posted photos of Lohan parting in Cannes, wearing skimpy clothes and posing by a table with lines of cocaine on it. Lohan has serious drug and alcohol problems that she is not taking seriously, which is a dangerous attitude to have, as one could overdose.

Lindsay's bad cosmetic surgery

The District Attorney in the Los Angeles case has determined the photo cannot be used as evidence, as there is no way they can test and verify the substance in the picture, which has gone down someone's nostrils by now.

Lohan's lawyer is of the misguided belief judges do not read pop culture websites like TMZ. She is sorely mistaken. There have been cases, where items on the TMZ website have been cited against celebrities or in their favor. This website also routinely gets many hits from within the court system in America and other nations.

Lindsay Lohan Lied About Why She Missed Court Hearing

Lindsay Lohan

Judge Marsha Revel has ordered a hearing to determine if wayward, one time actress, Lindsay Lohan, has violated the terms of her probation again. Lohan missed a required court hearing yesterday, which left her lawyer struggling to explain her unpredictable and unreliable client.

Lohan flew thousands of miles to Cannes, France, for the Cannes International Film Festival, under the guise of promoting a biopic on former porn star, Linda Lovelace.

She made officials in Cannes look bad, claiming someone stole her passport and she reported it as such, when the authorities have no record of her doing so. Originally the excuse was Icelandic volcanic ash left her stranded in France. Then, the story turned into someone stole her passport.

The Judiciary Report believes Lohan lied in an attempt to excuse her pre-planned absence in the California probation hearing, she simply blew off, as she disobeyed the judge's orders in not completing the required amount of alcohol education classes at the required intervals.

The Cannes Film Festival basically went off without a hitch, until Lohan created all this drama and bad press. The festival organizers are not amused. Neither are the police. No one from California wanted to give her a plane ride back to the States either.

And Lohan wonders why no one in Hollywood wants to hire her. Here's a tip, nowhere in the world do directors and other production staff, like going to bed at night with indigestion, wondering if a wayward actor or actress will show up for work tomorrow and be sober or blow their production sky high with their poor conduct.

As the mind prepares to drift into slumber and is wondering how to best film scenes to include all the key points one wishes to express, here is this nagging side thought about a unpredictable actress, who is a wild card in whether things will fall to pieces the next day, ruin the budget, run up costs and mess with insurance coverage. This is what you do to them.

No one needs that kind of aggravation and most people will not put up with it, because they simply do not have to do so. There's always a new busload of beautiful hopefuls wanting to be famous and willing to show up on time with out insobriety issues.

Lohan breezed into Cannes like she was Angelina Jolie with a finished filmed project to promote. People like director Oliver Stone were there to promote actual films that were completed, such as "Wall Street 2" A/K/A " Money Never Sleeps."

Indie filmmakers were also there with their finished products that competed in the festival for top honors. Lindsay was there for free alcohol, to score drugs from Hollywood hanger-ons and to get her face in the paper.

France is a beautiful place that most people want to visit and soak up the ambiance and lovely vistas. But if you have serious probation issues lingering that can snatch your freedom, you take care of your obligations first. You once again proved why people should not hire you.

Yesterday, CNN confirmed the Judiciary Report's previous statements that Lohan went to Cannes to party. CNN reported yesterday, Lohan was seen partying in Cannes, wearing thigh high stockings.

Warrant Issued For Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

A bench warrant has been issued for the arrest of irresponsible Hollywood actress, Lindsay Lohan, for failing to comply with her weekly alcohol education classes, as instructed by Judge Marsha Revel. The judge did not buy Lohan's sob story, regarding losing her passport and set bail at $100,000.

The Court has been merciful to Lohan, giving her many opportunities to get her life together and comply with reasonable requests, but she has not been grateful for the leniency, viewing it as preferential treatment, due to celebrity.

Lindsay Lohan Claims She Lost Her Passport In Cannes

Lost It Or Flushed It With Her Stash

Lindsay Lohan

Troubled, one time, Hollywood actress, Lindsay Lohan, is claiming she lost her passport in Cannes, France, during a trip to promote a currently non-existent biopic of porn star, Linda Lovelace at the nation's premier film festival.

Therefore, after partying in Cannes, she cannot appear in a U.S. court in California tomorrow, to face Judge Marsha Revel and explain why she has not complied with the terms of her probation, which required her to complete regular alcohol education classes.

The schizophrenic drama queen and cult member, refuses to get her life together, jumping from one crisis to another, all of her own making. If she is not in court tomorrow, she should face jail time.

Cannes

Why did she go to Cannes, when she doesn't even have a film in the can, pardon the pun. The Lovelace biopic is nowhere near concrete, as a go for filming with Lohan in it. The trip was not necessary under the circumstances, considering her probation issues.

She had no business crossing the pond, while not being in compliance with a judge's orders. She is not considered a bankable star anymore. Therefore, what was an appearance in Cannes really going to accomplish. Investors do not want to back projects with irresponsible, frequently tardy Lohan and audiences find her life depressing and difficult to separate from her characters onscreen.

All in all, the trip has the appearance of an excuse to party, get high and dodge court, for failing to comply with a judge's orders. Not the best way to show the world one is responsible and recovered.

Lindsay Lohan Must Appear In Court

Lindsay Lohan

A U.S. Judge has ordered that fallen former child star, Lindsay Lohan, 23, must appear in court or face certain jail time, for failing to complete alcohol education classes at the frequency and in the manner in which it was instructed, as apart of her probation for driving under the influence.

Cannes

Lohan clearly thinks it is a joke and has cast off her responsibilities to go partying in Cannes, France, under the guise of promoting a non-existent film on the late porn star turned Christian, Linda Lovelace. Lohan will not do this film justice if it gets off the ground.